Pros & Cons of Popular Apps

There are so many different social platforms out there, that it can be hard to remember which one is for what. Hopefully this guide will help you:

#Twitter:

Pro: You can communicate with the president of the United States.

Con: He will probably call you a low IQ dummy though.

#Instagram:

Pro: You filter your life until it looks like Vogue. With the right camera angles you can be rich, beautiful, skinny, and successful.

Con: You will never have as much likes as Stacy, because f*cking Stacey bought 25,000 followers from India.

#Snapchat:

Pro: You can pretend you’re cool because you go to parties. Every weekend you can watch full length EDM concerts. Its like super cool, you get like 4 hours of drunk footage of a dark room with warbled “untz untz untz” noises. Its almost like being there in person. Almost.

Con: Dick pics. Lots of dick pics.

#GoFundMe:

Pro: John works hard to pay for health insurance. Don’t be a sucker like John. GoFundMe has got you covered for free. Don’t want to pay for college? We got you. Don’t want to pay your own rent? We got you too! Hell, if you just want a cool vacation and have a pretty good imagination, you’re good to go. Budgeting is for suckers.

Con: Everyone there wants your money.

#Facebook:

Pro: Sure, you’ll never change anyones mind… But.. if you post hundreds of links that support your political views, then everyone who already agrees will like them so that you feel like you are doing something really important. Also you can block everyone who disagrees with you, so you never have think critically again!

Con: You have to ignore messages from your broke cousin who is trying to sell you miraculous weight loss tea - which doesnt seem to be working for him because he is still 80lbs heavier than you.